Watch the World Burn

Oh yeah.

I still have this thing, huh?

Guess I should put some use to it.

Oh Roxas~.

What are you going to do for Halloween?
Anonymous

Not sure yet. I might take Roxas and Xion to Halloweentown for some candy (and because they both cling to me when they’re scared and it’s cute), but then again…

If I have the day off I might just use it to sleep.

Headcanon: Holidays
So every winter the elder two Royeren brothers, Axel and Reno, have their annual “Eggnog Wrestling Champion” match in a kiddie pool full of eggnog.
In the snow and the cold.
And the loser is the one who has to read ‘Twas The Night Before Christmas to the children and deal with all their questions/comments about it.
Axel wins every goddamn year, because his desire to not read to children is intense.

Headcanon: Holidays

So every winter the elder two Royeren brothers, Axel and Reno, have their annual “Eggnog Wrestling Champion” match in a kiddie pool full of eggnog.

In the snow and the cold.

And the loser is the one who has to read ‘Twas The Night Before Christmas to the children and deal with all their questions/comments about it.

Axel wins every goddamn year, because his desire to not read to children is intense.

Have you ever seen snow?
Anonymous

Yech. Unfortunately.

Just outside of Halloween Town. That shit’s cold and miserable and I don’t know why anyone likes it.

What'd you do to Saix? It must be easy to make him mad...
Anonymous

We’re Nobodies, anon, we can’t get mad.

But kingdom fucking hearts, we sure do get even.

I made an ‘x-marks-the-spot’ joke that might have been sexual.

We haven't heard much from you lately, Axel. What have you been up to?
Anonymous

Missions and sleeping, for the most part.

Musta really pissed Saix off, ‘cause he’s been running me and Roxas ragged lately.

Headcanon: Serenade

Axel once tried to serenade Roxas through Roxas’ window.

He chose “Baby Got Back” to do it.

Roxas threw an entire desk at him. Through the window.

Madi’s nickname is now dorkass

dorkass forever

dorkass 5ever

what do you think about your fangirls?
Anonymous

They’re lovely of course! Especially when they don’t write/draw/whatever me in really… strange and uncomfortable ways.

-coughspideraxelcough-

Is there any gossip spreading around the castle right now?
Anonymous

I haven’t really started heard any rumors lately but give me a minute and everyone will think Demyx is pregnant.